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i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:40 -0400

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for

cosumosu: Project for one of my classes @w@;)

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:31:26 -0400

Whether it's a cute ensemble for a fun day

or a cute lil black dress for a party

gym wear too!

swimming suits, undergarments, even being flat out nude is never an "invitation" for assault, it's the assaulter's fault.

cosumosu:

Project for one of my classes @w@;)

kungfucockcrusher: ppl who say my blog is good ppl who talk to me ppl who put up with my shit ppl...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:41 -0400

kungfucockcrusher:

ppl who say my blog is good

ppl who talk to me

ppl who put up with my shit

ppl who follow me

kisses u all

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:30:27 -0400

callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:28:08 -0400

callmekitto:

internetfeet:

People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t

Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”

And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”

THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:47 -0400

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:40 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:27:11 -0400

person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:26:24 -0400

person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am

That moment when you realize that The Lion King was the first animated film to have same-sex parents

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:26:13 -0400

beelzebub-36:

arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

Fave post.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:25:36 -0400

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:25:21 -0400

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues

the kings of heaven and hell

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:24:43 -0400

the kings of heaven and hell

aurorinthetardis: first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:24:36 -0400

aurorinthetardis:

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

second, who can recomend some more

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:24:28 -0400

jakeebubbles: my long distance boyfriend is showing me some...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:24:08 -0400

jakeebubbles:

my long distance boyfriend is showing me some lame movie posters

qgirlthesalacious: interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:23:55 -0400

qgirlthesalacious:

interwar:

do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go

no

you are genetically impossible

that is not a dominant allele

we are too damn smart

ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:22:46 -0400

ponies-and-politics:

idreaminwords:

Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:22:04 -0400

ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:21:53 -0400

ghost-anus:

yourswiftles:

so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life

and I find these

i doNT UNDERSTAND

I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE

HELP ME

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