foolishcaptainkia: gothamshitty: kushdrinker: sweet dreams are made of cheese who am I to diss a brie I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
getoffmybloghoe: it makes me uncomfortable that they dont shoot movie scenes in order
babyjugs: horse-ebook: yaoilover95: ohshititsgreg: horse-ebook: 1990 was 23 years ago How I am so confused… how could this be..? since the year 1990, 23 years have passed Don’t force your beliefs on me
Anonymous asked: Ho? Hey, wait, your blog is actually pretty cool!
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
kungfucockcrusher: ppl who say my blog is good ppl who talk to me ppl who put up with my shit ppl who follow me kisses u all
callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone” THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
beelzebub-36: arthur-christmas-claus: And they weren’t even the same species. “But it’s not natural!” “There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.” “But now their child will be gay.” “He will never have a normal, real relationship.” “He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.” Respected king. Loved father. I rest my case. And...
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
aurorinthetardis: first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show second, who can recomend some more
qgirlthesalacious: interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele we are too damn smart
ponies-and-politics: idreaminwords: Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE OMG
ghost-anus: yourswiftles: so I am looking through my photo booth pictures on my laptop bc I have no life and I find these i doNT UNDERSTAND I AM A WHITE 15 YEAR OLD GIRL I HAVE NEVER SEEN THESE PEOPLE BEFORE HELP ME paranormal blacktivity
Mirror: you look cute today
Camera: lol no
Instagram filters: I got you
rated-ncc1701: [SCREAMS FROM THE ROOFTOPS] PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS MATTER TOO
equisollux: zombiecthulu: basedkuroko: my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone I bet he’s on Tumblr I am
celebrate-the-magic: The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
clubbedsoda: “you’re denying it so it must be true!” NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
jesuschristvevo: i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
princerat: you know you got those friends who youve had a mutual follow with for like a year or two but youre both into pretty different stuff but you still follow each other cause youre like yeah. i cool. you cool. we cool. we so cool. we ice
littletipoftheshoelace: theaspiringauthor: pipjustice: rockinzayn: rileylife: Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re not a starving African child. Apparently you can’t have problems if your parents are still together. Apparently you can’t have problems if you’re a white girl or if you’re a heterosexual male Apparently you can’t have problems if you get good grades. ...
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
2073: money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference